Doczeitgeist: Reports from a being whose powers are able to warp reality as a lucid dreamer alters a dream. Doc Zeitgeist, the Parapersona Prime of the new and terrible aeon, tweeting live via astral projection from the San Diego Comic Convention International 2012. RVM interface/Begin feed:
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I'm in a small alcove in the San Diego Comic Con's shadiest section, selling bootleg copies of an inferior episode of The Dukes of Hazzard.
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LIVE UPDATE: My digital streaming reading of "Cagney & Lacey meet Simon & Simon" fanfiction has been cancelled. Meet me on the veranda.
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Met a guy at #CCI who gave me his business card, then wrote his real # on the back. "Motivational minute"? Looks like a used car salesman.
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CCI UPDATE: saw @warrenellis put a cigarette out in an ashtray made of Desolation Jones back issues. Four for a dollar. Supplies are limited.
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CCI update: Smoking bathsalts before entering the costume contest as Dr. Doom is NOT advisable. Attacked @reedrichards, attempted face-nom.
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CCI UPDATE: @mattfraction and @reggiewatts just gave a keynote speech in the sub-basement of Hard Rock Hotel San Diego. Topic: churros&soap
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CCI UPDATE: Dana on Mission Bay may be 7 miles away from #CCI, BUT they have no qualms about me building a campfire in my room.
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CCI UPDATE: belay that last tweet. The fire has spread. Gonna run down the hall screaming "I will show you the life of the mind!" w/shotgun
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I knew felony charges would come with this CCI trip. When I saw Bradbury and Harryhausen in 2006 I bonked their heads together
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CCI UPDATE: hotels in San Diego charge a Transient Occupancy tax of 10.565%. Bum bathing in a fountain told me this can be avoided
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CCI UPDATE: Drank Old Crow with a guy that told me he was@tonymillionaire... I asked for an autograph and he tattooed the name OTTO on me
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Marvel panel will include extended sneak peek version of@Avengers 2 where Iron Man's actuary spends a half-hour weeping and drinking rum.
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SDCC LIVE UPDATE: Just arrived at @TheLordDarkseidAFTERPARTY, found myself facing a wall. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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AFTERPARTY HAS TWO PARTIES, One Real, one fake!@TV IN A FISH TANK!! Kickstarting a #hernia and liver shutdown!
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CCI UPDATE: Woke up in Barstow with new tattoo & quart of absinthe resting on my forehead. How? Caught ride back with migrant workers
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CCI UPDATE: Patrolling panels: 10-4 You can't spell patrolling without "troll". You can't spell Saturday without "turd".
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CCI UPDATE: Stumbled into room 25ABC thinking it was Scott McCould's CAC panel, discovered Q's about Zot! somehow still apply to Groo
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CCI LIVE UPDATE: Preparing for an informative orientation session, complete with slideshow & condescension. THANK YOU RONALD REAGAN!
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SDCC:most disturbing event I'm scheduled to appear at is Twilight Fan Fiction group, 12-1. Sweetlolapops will oil me down with sparklejuice
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CCI: Dressed up as Danger Mouse to attend the Eisner Awards. Nobody got it until MetaMouse won one. I yelled BOOYAHWEH, then ran out.
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CCI 2-3 @ImageComics Experience: Hope it tops the 2006 "Todd McFarlane talking about the time he hit Jim Lee in the Nuts" Symposium..
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SDCC #CCI: It's sad to watch the many tweets of people that aren't here scroll by, as I sit atop a pile of fangirls sipping from my chalice
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CCI: It seems like the @marveluniverse is always hinging on Cyclops' love life. That and resurrections. Lotsofem
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Axioms taken from #SDCC #CCI "The Tree of Comics must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of mainstream and independent failures"
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SDCC When I get to Tromatize Yourself Panel, I'm gonna re-enact the old Mayor-disemboweling scene with the fattest #Troma fan in the room.
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CCI LIVE UPDATE: #Tarintino crashed a #BeforeWatchmenPanel, Twitter splodes.. I crash a #HelloKitty Panel (room 8AB) and nary a peep
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SDCC I mistook the @Gameofthrones Panel for the @SkyrimPanel and started screaming DOVAHKIIN DOVAHKIIN / NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN!!
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How is comic formed? They need do way instain editors who kill their comics, because these comics can't frigth back?
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Creator's rights? HA! In my day we got paid in bumblebee nickels and had to draw with onions tied to our belts. #Comics
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Note to self: Clothesline entire room at Kickstarter Event, room 26AB. Hug the competition. Hug them until they beg for mercy.#notes
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SDCC 3-4pm, Indiana Jones Fan Group, wherein grown men will openly weep, confess the trauma that was Indiana Jones & Crystal Skull crapfest
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CCI: I swear to God I am going to headbutt that Iron Man Extremis statue, just as soon as the crowd taking Instagrams disperses. #Fun
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New Superman movie. Alienated and ... well, yeah. Alienated.
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CCI 2012: Das Bosoms what wake me. Weak sauce:unstable particle symbiote suit. I milk cows on a farm. For justice. #DrWho panel. #wah
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CCI Axel Alonso did a breakdown for that reboot revamp jumpstart kickback for post #AvX continuity, @MARVEL NOW:http://www.newsarama.com/common/media/v …
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CCI Update: Nothing better than sloppy wet pizza sitting on the tracks in front o the convention center. Free WiFi connected to#bums
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SDCC #CCI 2012: To review, Neil Gaiman's writing#BEFORESANDMAN but nobody is calling it that. #DjangoUnleashedlooks good. Godzilla's back
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SDCC UPDATE: Ben Kingley has played a foul mouthed mobster, Gandhi, and now, the Mandarin. #IronMan3 is gonna be glitterbombing cosmicstyle
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CCI2012 Gonna crash "Where do Ideas Come From? Banishing the Blank Page" and pass out rolls of butcher paper, pencils, and lead paint
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SDCC 2012: Final @Marvel panel involves @DanSlott and it's happening forthwith. I'm going to ask about Rocket Racer. Where he at? Yeesh.
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SDCC Somewhere in @Marvel offices someone loves that freakin' raccoon so much he's become a cornerstone of continuity.
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@doczeitgeist
Men who are comfortable with powerful women are more powerful men. — Joss Whedon #Firefly #SDCC quotes #QnA @NathanFillion
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